Post by Matty Whitmore on Aug 18, 2011 19:13:05 GMT -5
Let me tell you a story about a young guy named Matty,
Who came into this game not being very chatty.
For the first month and a half, all he talked to was Joel,
Until he turned out to be a bit of an asshole.
From then on, Matty knew that he had to branch out,
So he turned to Jenna and Sarah when his fate was in doubt.
At the last Tribal Council, it looked like even that fell apart,
But since I need 400 words, let's go back to the start...
At the first immunity challenge, the tribes had to score dunks.
I kind of wanted to puke when I saw Phillip bounce around in his trunks.
Misty and I won our match -- nine points to three,
And we sent the other tribe on their way, straight to T.C.
In the next challenge, we had to work on a puzzle,
But I'm a jigsaw champion, so I wasn't confuzzled.
After the results said we lost, we voted out Mary.
It didn't matter to me -- less dead weight to carry.
In the next one, I was one of the navigators,
Hoping to prove my worth in the tribe to some of my haters.
I was all over that maze like a fat boy on candy,
And the elimination of Crystal and Robert sure came in handy!
In Challenge Four, we had to unlock some posts,
Created by our two super-awesome hosts (I'm pretty sure that should earn some bonus points).
Unfortunately our tribe came up a little bit short,
But on Outcast Island I made a pretty cool-ass-looking fort!
More locks awaited us when it was time for Challenge Five,
But this time Klimbono won, keeping our tribe alive!
Our old tribemate, Yul, was voted out of Lantwan,
But that was fine with me -- he's just another one gone!
Things started to heat up with Challenge Six,
Two would be voted out -- that threw a twist into the mix!
After several hours of watching people smash tiles,
Joel and Sarah had a fight; no more tribe unity or smiles.
Apparently the whole tribe was gunning for me,
But Joel plotted against Sarah, who called him out publicly.
Just when I thought my tribe would chop off my head,
I pulled a few strings, and got Chet out instead!
We went into Challenge Seven with Anthony's quirks...
That dude needs an English translator that actually works!
It was nice to be safe and not have to worry,
But Misty was voted out and became the first on the jury.
While Challenge Seven required us to put countries on lands,
Challenge Eight was all about balancing your hands.
Challenge Nine allowed us to choose our own prize.
Now that Phillip's gone, his tattered undies are no longer burning my eyes.
Now here we are at the Final Nine,
I'm trying to win immunity to save this ass of mine.
Two are leaving this round, and I don't want to be one...
I've had a blast in this game, and it's been lots of fun!
The game's coming to an end. The finals are in sight.
Now is the time for me to get out there and fight.
I hope you have enjoyed this poem that I wrote,
And hopefully I'll win immunity to keep me safe from the vote!
Who came into this game not being very chatty.
For the first month and a half, all he talked to was Joel,
Until he turned out to be a bit of an asshole.
From then on, Matty knew that he had to branch out,
So he turned to Jenna and Sarah when his fate was in doubt.
At the last Tribal Council, it looked like even that fell apart,
But since I need 400 words, let's go back to the start...
At the first immunity challenge, the tribes had to score dunks.
I kind of wanted to puke when I saw Phillip bounce around in his trunks.
Misty and I won our match -- nine points to three,
And we sent the other tribe on their way, straight to T.C.
In the next challenge, we had to work on a puzzle,
But I'm a jigsaw champion, so I wasn't confuzzled.
After the results said we lost, we voted out Mary.
It didn't matter to me -- less dead weight to carry.
In the next one, I was one of the navigators,
Hoping to prove my worth in the tribe to some of my haters.
I was all over that maze like a fat boy on candy,
And the elimination of Crystal and Robert sure came in handy!
In Challenge Four, we had to unlock some posts,
Created by our two super-awesome hosts (I'm pretty sure that should earn some bonus points).
Unfortunately our tribe came up a little bit short,
But on Outcast Island I made a pretty cool-ass-looking fort!
More locks awaited us when it was time for Challenge Five,
But this time Klimbono won, keeping our tribe alive!
Our old tribemate, Yul, was voted out of Lantwan,
But that was fine with me -- he's just another one gone!
Things started to heat up with Challenge Six,
Two would be voted out -- that threw a twist into the mix!
After several hours of watching people smash tiles,
Joel and Sarah had a fight; no more tribe unity or smiles.
Apparently the whole tribe was gunning for me,
But Joel plotted against Sarah, who called him out publicly.
Just when I thought my tribe would chop off my head,
I pulled a few strings, and got Chet out instead!
We went into Challenge Seven with Anthony's quirks...
That dude needs an English translator that actually works!
It was nice to be safe and not have to worry,
But Misty was voted out and became the first on the jury.
While Challenge Seven required us to put countries on lands,
Challenge Eight was all about balancing your hands.
Challenge Nine allowed us to choose our own prize.
Now that Phillip's gone, his tattered undies are no longer burning my eyes.
Now here we are at the Final Nine,
I'm trying to win immunity to save this ass of mine.
Two are leaving this round, and I don't want to be one...
I've had a blast in this game, and it's been lots of fun!
The game's coming to an end. The finals are in sight.
Now is the time for me to get out there and fight.
I hope you have enjoyed this poem that I wrote,
And hopefully I'll win immunity to keep me safe from the vote!