Confessions Of An Adult Drama Queen

[Chet Welch]

Oh mah stawrz, this is gunna be so exciting. Ah cain't wait to get out there and start talking to people and makin' lots of new friends.

After all, I'm what you'd prawbly cawll a people person, becawse I just looove getting to know people, if ya know what I mean. I guess that's how I got AIDS. But that's gonna be mah little secret, so don't you lovely people tell nobawdy, okay? I don't want mah unfortunate medical perdicament to spoil mah chainces at true love, ya know?

Ah'll write some mowre when ah have the time.

[Chet Welch]

Mah stawrz. This here challenge is stawrting to piss me raht off. Julie keeps being totally obnoxious and rubbing stuff in our faces, and talking trash, then suddenly she can't understand why I stawrt messing around? Ah'm sowry, but where ah come from, yew just don't go around braggin and tawking trash to people unless you're gunna be prepared to back yourself up.

Then she tried to take the ball away from Sarah, when I was holding it, but it still counted. So then ah stawrted taking bawlls away from other people to make fun of her, and she stawrted getting real pissed awff.

Ah'm not real proud abowt being a dick to her, but I think she was being real stuck up, and that's something I just dwon't apperciate, yew know?