Cate's Interview #2

[Cate Blanchett]

Hello Chet. Hope things are working out for you.

I have a couple of questions that I really hope you'd be able to answer for this interview.



1. Do you think you could pinpoint the defeat of your last immunity challenge on one person?

2. Is there any further development in terms of alliance?

3. What was the main reason for your vote against Mary?

4. Has there been a shift in tribe dynamics with this defeat?



Thank you, I appreciate that you are taking the time to answer my questions.

[Chet Welch]

Hello Chet. Hope things are working out for you.

Mah stawrz, the game is going fine, but it's my real life that's proving to be goshawful.

I have a couple of questions that I really hope you'd be able to answer for this interview.

Oh dear. We'll see...


1. Do you think you could pinpoint the defeat of your last immunity challenge on one person?

Not really. We all did our pawrt, so I guess we just got unlucky that we were so goshdarn predictable. But screw Lantwan for thinking I'd get fourth. Land sakes, don't they know puzzles are all a skinny little pageant coach like me is good at?

2. Is there any further development in terms of alliance?

Well, Mary was originally in the alliance, and went very quickly to being out of it, on account of she pissed Joel off. Let me tell ya, Cate, you don't wanna make Joel angry. He's 250 pounds of rippling muscle and gorgeous feathery hair, and the jaw of a Greek statue, and... I'm sorry, what was the question?

3. What was the main reason for your vote against Mary?

Mary? Who's Mary?

Sowrry, that's a joke that's only funny in a non-game context. Anyway, Mary was the tawrget because she screwed Joel over in another game after the poor bastard spent like nine hours trying to win Immunity for their tribe. There's nothing Chet Welch loves more than fair play (unless it's Fairplay himself, that cute little blond ragamuffin!) so I was happy to see her gone. Besides, she's just a walking bag of boobs, and that's not my bag, baby.

4. Has there been a shift in tribe dynamics with this defeat?


Nah.

Thank you, I appreciate that you are taking the time to answer my questions.

And I appreciate that you take the time to write these questions, so it all evens pretty good, huh?